We bring you another one of our quality straight razors. We would like to state, for the record, we still believe these are safer than regular safety razors. Those things are made for wimps anyways. Stop wimpin' out and get yourself the safest blade on the market, get a straight razor!
*There is very little to no truth that there is any safety with a straight razor. Do not fool around with these things. I lost a nose to one and you could too. Be careful!